GOTHAM NEWS: Transgender person impersonates doctor and injects cement into the backside of a woman seeking butt shots!


Here’s hoping that everyone reading had a great Thanksgiving Turkey raping day. Even though I HATE the premise that this holiday was founded on, I can’t help the urge to want some honey baked pig a$$ and stuffing every 4th Thursday in November …and only in November.  We’re so programmed it’s funny….but who can hate on meals like these?

Makes me wonder where do the cranberry sauce companies get their money from when Thanksgiving is over? Does anyone eat cranberry sauce on any other day? If I worked in a supermarket and my manager made me stock cranberry sauce year round, knowing that nobody bought it outside of the month of November, I’d wait until it’s time to close and the manager is at the door waiting for the workers to come out so he can lock up and go home, I’d hurry, run up to his special office toilet….take a good  sh!t….then leave without telling him it was me that didn’t flush the past 12 times…and that I didn’t flush again…f*Ckerrr

I’ve been confused for years as to what is cranberry sauce is suppose to count as in the dinner lineup..it’s not sexy enough to be an entree, not laid back enough to be a side, not flamboyant enough to be a dessert either, what is it’s purpose in the whole Thanksgiving family portrait?…hmmmm, maybe it’s suppose to be like communion and represent something deeper through food symbolism…

Thanksgiving always makes me think of Nas of all people.

The China-men built the railroad
The Indians saved the Pilgrim
And in return the Pilgrim killed em
They call it it Thanksgiving, I call it holiday hellday
Cause I’m from poverty, neglected by the wealthy –
Nas, Poison (What Goes Around) , Stillmatic

The pilgrims wanted to praise God and the Bible on their own terms so they left Europe and stumbled across some land, home to some friendly naked semi-darkies carrying spears and peace pipes ( see: weed).  After being taught how to survive on the land and having a feast with their soon to be slaves, the pilgrims murdered (bibilical sin) damn near all of the natives of every tribe (in the name of Jesus). Renamed the “savages” home ‘America’ (in the name of Jesus), which renamed their entire race  “Native Americans'” as if they hadn’t already had names and hadn’t named this chunk of land something more “Indian” sounding (also in the name of Jehovah), and we are left with this gluttony (biblical sin) filled day to celebrate the idiocy naivety of the the Natives for trusting “The Man.”  (and they were left with smallpox)

But why does the food have to taste soooooo good?!

 

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Ever wonder what the far right side teach their children about the holiday so they can sleep good on Thanksgiving night? Check out Rush Limbaugh’s explanation of Thanksgiving here and notice how he begins his tirade claiming that he will disprove the notion that the pilgrims were some murderous thieves by telling their side of the story (of course according to them), he then goes onto glorify the intelligence of the pilgrims and inevitably sugar coats what the end result and bottom line was (see: genocide, slavery, falsified historical accounts, theft, etc).

ZIMBABWAEN PROVERB: 

“Gnatola ma no kpon sia, eyenabe adelan to kpo mi sena”

“Until the lion can tell his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.”

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Gotta love the ironies of life, like how the same old school blacks who want to bury the word “nigger” because it was used to mentally torture our ancestors, will eat turkey and celebrate a day that glorifies the genocide of an entire race who were basically the original American “niggers”

But the food….tastes….sooo…..good!!

What does Thanksgiving and ‘niggers’ have to do with today’s story????

Uhh…stuffing(?)

A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.

The suspect – who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman – apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.”—The Huffington Post

Chick wants a stripper body so she goes to THIS person and believes that this cat is a reputable doctor? Or even someone whose taste they should aspire to acquire?

Throughout the article they refer to the woman that allowed this crazy MAN (yes, this is a man above) to pump “Fix A Flat” tire sealant and cement into her buttcheeks as a “victim”

Honestly the only victim I see is the crazy mangina-having wannabe doc…Mr.Ma’am is either incredibly stupid which is something to pity or incredibly nuts which is also something to pity and having fools like whoever the “victim” was, lets call her Ms.BrickBooty, actually assisting Mr.Ma’am in his/her crazy fantasies of a life in the medical field needs to be locked up as well.

The victim, who is not being named due to medical privacy laws, paid $700 for a series of injections in May 2010. She was referred to Morris by a friend.

Morris injected some type of tube in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris reassured the woman when the pain became too intense, police said.

Bamford said Morris told the woman, “`Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.'”–The Huffington Post

“We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out”…yeah, that’s exactly what I’d expect a doctor to tell me during a surgery. $700 for an a$$ full of cement, if  the word “cement” didn’t end with the letter “t” this would be rape all around, instead it’s just of the mental and financial flavor. From the looks of it, this all went down in someone’s house…It’s so hard to feel sympathy for a “victim” seeing as I’m suppose to believe that she truly believed that home visits from a transgender assologist constitutes a legit private practice…yeah it was practice alright…

Miami Gardens Police Sgt. Bill Bamford said Sunday that Morris bounced from house to house for a year, driving a black Mercedes and staying out of investigators’ sight “like a ghost.” An officer drove by one of those possible houses nearly every day on his way to work and saw the car outside on Friday, and he arrested Morris soon after.—The Huffington Post

Ms.BrickBooty was looking for a hookup and paid the ultimate price, plain and simple…no pity for her….

Alright, some pity for her…but that pity is only for the fact that I know it must suck to have to literally sh!t bricks due to a bad referral and insufficient funds in her common cents sense  account…

I’ve never really had a problem with breast implants because after puberty tits only grow on money trees (pregnancy not included), but c’mon girls…ass implants? That’s lazy bruh…an ass can be harvested without having to pay thousands of dollars for it…eat some food, do some asscercises, google it…there has to be alternatives to the Rocky Bootyboa swag this chick chose  in the name of  more eyes on her lower back fat…not worth it…

Men may fantasize about this (ass),  that (boobs) and the other (vajay)…but in the end the natural beauty is what a dude is going to wife every time….we’re not picky and won’t hate if you get a boob/buttjob, like Katt Williams says “Either way we’re still f**king, either way…”, but it’s totally unnecessary to kill yourself over trying to impress horny ni&&as.  And if you’re one of those types that claim you’re “doing it for yourself”….why destroy self to impress self?  For the record though, no amount of makeup or buttpads can save you from the day that a cat has to see the real you…unless you’re going to do like chick on that movie Bridesmaids and wakeup early as hell every morning to prep yourself before your man wakes up and sees your real face.

And DOWN WITH THE BUTTPADS! That product is false advertising to the max….if I ever got a woman to my crib after a late night, she strips and a padded a$$ falls out I’m leaving…

…okay, I’m lying..I’d still hit, but only if she’d still let me after I laughed at her for a few minutes for wasting her money on that nonsense.

In a comedy, it’s funny…in real life, that’s pathetic….what do the comedy and the pathetic have in common? They both exist only for other people’s amusement….much like this story, yeah, I’m sure Ms.BrickBooty realizes all of this now…so now, at this point…laughing at her misfortune seems appropriate….yes.

Bamford said the victim was reluctant to come forward. She quickly went to two South Florida hospitals due to severe abdominal pain and infected sores on her buttocks accompanied by flu-like symptoms. But she left each time, too embarrassed to tell doctors what she’d done.

One thing I will say about the ‘Rise of the Arse‘ era that’s occurred over this past decade. When the new millennium first hit, it was thanks to Beyonce and J.Lo that the big booty gained class and acceptance from the upper crest of the media, seriously, as funny as it sounds, the Bootylicious hit and the J.Lo fixation that spanned across races and genders ushered in everything from magazine articles dedicated to their deriers to mannequins made in their (lower) images.  You can say they made ass fashionable…

….now with the recent Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian assplosions splattering onto our public consciousness,  the enlarged posterior has become “cool”…the sh!t’s a trend and as with any trend comes $$$$$.

"Kiss my ass and my anus, ’cause it’s "Finally Famous" And it’s finally soft, yeah, it’s finally soft! I don’t know, man, guess them ass shots wore off!"---Nicki Minaj

Its good to see the other races finally accept the beauty of the booty, lately sooo many white and asian women (notorious for pancake bottoms!) are now sporting their larger backsides like new vehicles riding fresh off the Church’s Chicken lot.

   

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For those readers not from the black south, the Church’s chicken reference refers to the fact that Church’s Chicken’s cheap prices tend to lure in broke folk (duh). We always joke that their chicken looks ‘roided up because its so large that something ‘extra’ must be in it and we use this myth to solve the curious query as to why so many girls down here develop grown woman bodies so early. No science or facts to it, we just joke that it’s the fault of the chicken company and the water and keep it moving.  If you catch an older man down here ever saying “Must be the chicken” or “something’s in the water”…he was probably just staring at the ass of a female that he knew he had no (legal) business looking at.

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The black man has expressed his joy over the plump bump for centuries….why else do you think so many African ritual dances involve a$$ shaking? Our ancestors knew the deal.

While going to these concrete flavored extremes to ‘Fix a Flat’ rear in the name of self esteem is wasteful, I do commend Bey,J.Lo,Nicki and even KimK’s untalented ass for making curves something to be proud of. It like what the natural haired Sesame Street singing puppet chick did for little black girls with “kinky” hair…just less Sesame Streetish

I hated seeing young black girls idolizing these skinny chicks on these magazines and thinking something was wrong with their curves because the epitomes of so called beauty that was presented to them on a regular basis mainly came from those with eroticisms towards the anorexic….F**k that anorexic chic’, Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best.

Anthony Hamilton said it great…

And even U2’s Bono got his word in and if Bono endorses it, you know it’s real

…and yes, for the new generation Big Sean has crafted his latest ode to bootymania

Can’t lie, I only watched that Big Sean video more than once because of Nicki Minaj’s plastic parts….she should be the poster child for recycling…put her rear up on some posters rocking a Captain Planet T-shirt,standing in front of a recycling bin showing off her ‘recycled bend’…I’m telling you, it’d inspire an entire generation of boys to throw their bottles in the proper bin (heh)….if not that, at least people with stock in tissues and lotion would see definite surges, which would help the economy and helping the economy is the most noble act one can do these days…all in the name of ass, think about it Nicki.

“The victim is still recovering from the surgery and says it’s too painful to work. She also has racked up numerous medical bills.  Authorities believe there are other victims who may be too embarrassed to come forward.

“(Morris) was readily introduced to our victim as someone who could help improve her shape, so we believe (she’s) done this to other people,” Bamford said.” —The Huffington Post

Embarrassing is definitely the appropriate word. Hopefully the other women seek help before they lose the ability to lift their behinds at the appropriate times or even worse, pass gas and explode from the various butt chemicals that they’re nesting on.

...tasty...

Seems like stupidity is contagious and the Trojan man can’t protect us from it.  If you and your loved ones have been blessed enough not to catch this spreading virus, then THIS is something to be the most thankful for this holiday season and definitely worth eating some confused cranberry sauce and murdered turkey to celebrate in the name of…if not, go hug an Indian or something…

...the original homeland security muthaf*****s

Personally, I’m just giving thanks for this story…seeing as it gave me the excuse to stare at and search for ass pics all in the name of twisted journalism…pass the stuffing.

-BATS-

…and shouts out to Serena Williams….#justcuz..

and much props to Drake if he really has her sprung enough to release booty popping videos to the net in his honor…if you didn’t see the video of her awkwardly twerking it for Drizzy then sucks for you, because they filed a lawsuit and had all videos removed from the net….nope, neither YouTube or WSHH has em….sh!t was funny

………just cuz…..

FLY WITH BATS: @MisterBats

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Posted on November 27, 2011, in GOTHAM NEWS and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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