GOTHAM NEWS: Guy takes dead friend on joyride, spends his money before reporting death!

We’ve all had one of those nights…yes, “THOSE nights” not to be confused with “THAT night”….See a “THAT” night is reserved for something out of the ordinary and usually in a positive vein.

Guy: Remember ‘THAT’ night?

Friend: Oh you mean the time you….oh yeah

Guy: Yeeeeah…THAT night

Friend: Oh yeeeeeeah…

Guy: Yeeeeeeah

Friend: Oh yeeah

Guy: HELL yeeeeeah

Friend: oh, oh yeaaaaaah

Guy: THAT night I got head from that mermaid! heh 

Friend: …oh wait, you meant THAT night…see I thought you were referring to THAT other night

Guy: eh?

Friend: Yeah, that OTHER night when you let that transvestite stripper put hot sauce on that monkey’s finger then stick it up your rectum…remember, we ate hippopotamus tongue at that restaurant and made jokes that you’d have animal porn in your toilet that night? Remember, OH AND you licked Tommy’s herpes sore that he tried to deny was there, but you showed him dude..you showed him…hahaha, that night was incredible man…

Guy: ….

Friend: ….what?…I swear, you never remember THOSE nights do you?

Guy: …….

Yeah, the infamous “THOSE” nights that the Hangover movie got it’s success (and it’s sh!tty sequel) from.  THOSE nights where we barely ever remember the next morning and if we do, we often pretend we don’t just to save face, dignity and options…yes, options because of course THOSE nights never teach us any lessons, at some point we’re back to doing something just as crazy, stupid, daring and dumb again whether it’s that next weekend, that next month or that next year.  C’mon, living without f*ckups, risks and dumb ideas is safe and safes are where we lock up valuables NOT where we have fun with them. Live safe and die bored. #BatFact

Unfortunately for these two guys

Common sense, good judgment and character were obviously locked up somewhere and instead of kept safe, now the fools are facing charges for carelessness (abusing a corpse) if not idiocy..